The Selfie Control Stick is the first release in the Selfie Lobotomy Stick Series--our new line of products aimed at permanently removing different human biases.
In the coming months, we'll be unveiling:
The Rational Selfie Taker Stick
Finally become Homo Economicus with one flash of the camera and make the optimal decision in all cases! (By removing all your emotions)
The Echo Chamber Breaker Stick
No need for confirmation anymore--by removing all of your pre-existing beliefs, you’re a tabula rasa!
The (un)Group Selfie Stick
Do you feel like too much a follower? Become a lone wolf when you stop unconsciously caring what other people think by removing those (previously) hardwired social impulses
The Auto-Smile Selfie Stick
Painful breakup memories crippling your ability to meet new people? Afraid to make that big investment? You'll be loss averse no more when we zap out those negative experiences by channeling those cell phone waves straight to the hippocampus! (side effects include compulsive risk-taking)
All selfie sticks come with a money-back guarantee that you'll never be the same.